Exactly. Not. My. Point. -> Rock, Paper, Scissors

» Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Walrus (very) etc...

Add/Remove Favorites | Track this topic | Email this topic | Print this topic

Espen Lee Tennant	Posted: Apr 30 2009, 07:52 PM
Paragon Group: Author Posts: 1,176 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 3	Okay, so this is my idea of a completely literary version of an image battle. Ground Rules: TO PLAY 1) State an object 2) Explain why this object beats the previous object in play 3) You can not defend. There can be no "that doesn't work" posts, just go with it, whatever the attacker says. If you have a problem, just attack his thing with your own. 4) I want GOOD explanations, they can be completely nonsensical, but they should still sound good. 5) No gloating, pouting, whining, mocking or otherwise annoying misconduct. 6) Try to avoid loops. Like rock < paper < scissors < rock < paper < scissors < rock < paper < scissors etc... 7) Make it up! Have fun with it! ------------------------------------------- To Start: TACO The spiciness irradiating from it dehydrates all who approach... ---------------------------------------- Beat That. -------------------- Spokesman elect, scholar, emo poet, and all around nice guy... more or less "I have complete confidence in the absurdity of whatever's going on right now" --John Stewart "A little humor in the greyness helps." ~May S. Cyrus

Icarus E. Amatsu	Posted: May 2 2009, 01:25 AM
Technical Admin Group: Administrator Posts: 951 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 4	MEXICANS. It is their natural food source, after all. -------------------- <Witty quote here>

Espen Lee Tennant	Posted: May 2 2009, 03:20 PM
Paragon Group: Author Posts: 1,176 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 3	SWINE FLU obvious... -------------------- Spokesman elect, scholar, emo poet, and all around nice guy... more or less "I have complete confidence in the absurdity of whatever's going on right now" --John Stewart "A little humor in the greyness helps." ~May S. Cyrus

Icarus E. Amatsu	Posted: May 3 2009, 05:22 PM
Technical Admin Group: Administrator Posts: 951 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 4	VACCINATIONS We don't have any for H1N1 yet... but here's hoping. -------------------- <Witty quote here>

Espen Lee Tennant	Posted: May 3 2009, 06:35 PM
Paragon Group: Author Posts: 1,176 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 3	PURIFYING FLAMES Their soft golden glow will banish and pasteurize anything... -------------------- Spokesman elect, scholar, emo poet, and all around nice guy... more or less "I have complete confidence in the absurdity of whatever's going on right now" --John Stewart "A little humor in the greyness helps." ~May S. Cyrus

Icarus E. Amatsu	Posted: May 5 2009, 06:09 AM
Technical Admin Group: Administrator Posts: 951 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 4	PURIFYING WATER Their soft golden glow will extinguish anything... -------------------- <Witty quote here>

Espen Lee Tennant	Posted: May 5 2009, 06:20 PM
Paragon Group: Author Posts: 1,176 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 3	Freeze Ray Solid water isn't nearly as entertaining... -------------------- Spokesman elect, scholar, emo poet, and all around nice guy... more or less "I have complete confidence in the absurdity of whatever's going on right now" --John Stewart "A little humor in the greyness helps." ~May S. Cyrus

Icarus E. Amatsu	Posted: May 6 2009, 06:47 PM
Technical Admin Group: Administrator Posts: 951 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 4	HEAT RAY It's like a freeze ray, but 50,000 degrees hotter. -------------------- <Witty quote here>

May S. Cyrus	Posted: May 6 2009, 06:56 PM
Ah, Summer Air Tastes So Sweet. Group: Administrator Posts: 1,004 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 1	ELECTRICAL OVERLOAD It fries any piece of electrical equipment. -------------------- "What we have... is a lifetime of fleeting moments." -Cen "In those moments, when you know you cannot give your all, you give all that you can." -Anonymous

Espen Lee Tennant	Posted: May 6 2009, 08:54 PM
Paragon Group: Author Posts: 1,176 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 3	RUBBER TUBING Grounds out electricity -------------------- Spokesman elect, scholar, emo poet, and all around nice guy... more or less "I have complete confidence in the absurdity of whatever's going on right now" --John Stewart "A little humor in the greyness helps." ~May S. Cyrus

Icarus E. Amatsu	Posted: May 7 2009, 06:22 PM
Technical Admin Group: Administrator Posts: 951 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 4	SURGICAL TUBING Is the choice of 9/10 surgeons as opposed to rubber tubing. -------------------- <Witty quote here>

Espen Lee Tennant	Posted: May 8 2009, 05:51 PM
Paragon Group: Author Posts: 1,176 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 3	FAULTY MANUFACTURING Except for when the workers go on strike and the owners have to hire people that don't know what they're doing... -------------------- Spokesman elect, scholar, emo poet, and all around nice guy... more or less "I have complete confidence in the absurdity of whatever's going on right now" --John Stewart "A little humor in the greyness helps." ~May S. Cyrus

May S. Cyrus	Posted: May 9 2009, 05:43 PM
Ah, Summer Air Tastes So Sweet. Group: Administrator Posts: 1,004 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 1	FLASH FLOOD Washes away workers on strike... if only they had stayed inside they may have lived. -------------------- "What we have... is a lifetime of fleeting moments." -Cen "In those moments, when you know you cannot give your all, you give all that you can." -Anonymous

Espen Lee Tennant	Posted: May 9 2009, 10:03 PM
Paragon Group: Author Posts: 1,176 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 3	(touchè) STACKED SANDBAGS The classic way of totally stopping a flood in its tracks -------------------- Spokesman elect, scholar, emo poet, and all around nice guy... more or less "I have complete confidence in the absurdity of whatever's going on right now" --John Stewart "A little humor in the greyness helps." ~May S. Cyrus

May S. Cyrus	Posted: May 10 2009, 08:07 PM
Ah, Summer Air Tastes So Sweet. Group: Administrator Posts: 1,004 Joined: 26-February 08 Member No.: 1	BARRAGE OF KNIVES Sandbag penetration. Woot. -------------------- "What we have... is a lifetime of fleeting moments." -Cen "In those moments, when you know you cannot give your all, you give all that you can." -Anonymous

1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)

0 Members:

« Next Oldest | Chatterbox | Next Newest »

Pages: (15) [1] 2 3 ... Last »